When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Well, this is fun.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I Love Hitler.

Exactly what?

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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