A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

why did the chicken cross the road

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

your moms so fat she has kankles

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

i have aids and a chode

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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