- Anti Joke

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Laura Pratz..

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill