- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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