- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Robin, get in the car.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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