Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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does this look unsure to you?

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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