A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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1+1= 69

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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