Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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theres a fat guy

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Scott

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An antijoke

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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