How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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