a black guy with rights in 1924

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

theres a fat guy

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Scott

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

No.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A black person in the NHL

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