Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Kenny G

tim tebow is a great quarterback

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American healthcare.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Rick Perry.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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