So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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American healthcare.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Rick Perry.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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