Men's rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Hitler

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Poop

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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