Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Nickelback

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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i have cancer

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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