- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Asians...

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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