how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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noodles

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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9/11.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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...Jack Vale

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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