What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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