- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

How Long is a Chinese man.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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