A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Kenny G

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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