Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Female Athletics

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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France never surrender.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Women's rights.

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