Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

thumb_up thumb_down +7

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

thumb_up thumb_down +7

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The Mets win the World Series

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's 6 + 9? 15.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

balls in ya mouf

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -19

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

thumb_up thumb_down -19

black

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops