- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Asians...

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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