Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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the cow goes moo

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Obama

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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