Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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No joke.

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your fat

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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guess what?

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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