- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Potato salad

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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