whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Jews for Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Dallas Cowboys

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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