Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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penis

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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