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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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The WNBA.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What is Jason? Black.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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