Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is a dog? Bark

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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