Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Women's rights

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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ekoj

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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knock knock go away

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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gays

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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