- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's 9 +10 19

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

anus soup

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

jokes r dumb

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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