Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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I am black.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Women rights.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Shit.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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im jewish

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