- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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