Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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