what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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