- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Phew... it's gone.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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