whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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