- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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