- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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