- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

binladin walks into the american seals

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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