- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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