Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Come in

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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