Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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