- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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