- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

There was a chicken. It squarked.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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