- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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