- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your mom is so old she died

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

These jokes don't have punchlines.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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