- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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