What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Guess what What

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

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