- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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