What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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