- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A lot eh?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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