- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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