HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Guess what What

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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where's mom I killed her

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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David Cameron

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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