- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

this website is a bad joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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