To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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I like jokes.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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