What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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DERP

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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