Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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womens rights

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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