A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

son, you're adopted.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Hey, come here often? No.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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