What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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