Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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